What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?